Due to computer issues at home I am stealing a few moments at work to bring you some entertainment. Well, not really stealing as by law I get two fifteen minute breaks and a lunch break which I rarely get any of anyway. I have learned to swallow bites of sandwich nearly whole, without choking, in order to answer the phone. Of course, it takes enormous self control not to belch before the call is finished which brings us to our first meme.
You can see where I might be going with this. But I have eclectic tastes and a twisted sense of humor, so no need to worry. Just hide it from the kids.
As an aspiring musician (I have always aspired because I have minimal actual talent) I realize that it was probably a sign of maturity that I always had a "real" job. Take this scene from my early life.
So I rarely feel like I am the bottom of the heap. Even those at the top of the heap really shouldn't be there as their arrogance, hubris, etc., makes them seem like the biggest idiots on the planet. Yet there they are in positions of power. Only a few of them understand.
Or maybe something like this:
A little help with the concept on this one.
Okay, next time I'll do something else, but these were fun.
Jono--As you gobble down your sandwich at your desk, I hope you know how to administer the Heimlich to yourself when you choke. You know, throw yourself against the edge of your desk. Repeatedly.ReplyDelete
And while you're at it, take a video of it. We all want to watch it.
Why don't you practice it now,s o you know how to really do it when you need to really do it.
Sioux, that is such awesome advice. I am the only one here at the moment except for one guy outside. This would be a great time to practice! What could possibly go wrong? Now I need a Go Pro so I can post it on youtube! This could be the start of my new career!ReplyDelete
Awesome-all of them awesome. Thanks Jono.ReplyDelete
There is a lot of fun stuff out there on the internet. I especially like the SMART salad bar where nothing begins with the letters, and the thumbs-up for waking up. That's how I feel some days :) Thanks for the chuckles.ReplyDelete
You always find the best memes! I liked the boy and the dog with matching T-shirts. The shower-invading dog looked a little too happy over his mischief!ReplyDelete
LOL at the "have a safe weekend!" Of course, with the pushpin having been through the product, it might not be so safe any more...ReplyDelete
Funny, I just had a picture of a chicken crossing a road a few posts back. We must be both great, smart minds, huh?
the closest I ever came to croaking was eating a dry cheese sandwich over the sink before I had to run back to work..choking on a dry cheese sandwich is not how I want to go out..ReplyDelete
Fabulous - Thanks for the laughs! I particularly loved the ten commandments for the bass player. I've always wanted to be able to jam with a bunch of musicians (actually almost-musicians would be better since real musicians would probably need to slap me after I screwed up for the umpteenth time), but it's kinda tricky to fit my piano into my car to get to the gig.ReplyDelete
I needed those life goals! Thanks!ReplyDelete
I don't need to see any more chickens crossing the road, though. I pretend I'm not home when they do that.
I think I just got smarter. Or did someone fart? Why don't more chickens cross the road? And why don't was call Columbus Day something more appropriate?ReplyDelete
Donna, Thanks, we needed that!ReplyDelete
jenny_o, most of these represent the way I feel at times. I figure some must hit home for others.
Ahab, yeah, that shower dog has an amazing expression. Thanks for your links, btw.
PP, I think I actually did LOL at the condom pic. Classic jokes are classic for a reason. Not that I am sure of what the reason is.
JACKIESUE, There's only one sure way to go out the way you want and sometimes even THAT doesn't work.
Diane, I gave a copy of those to the guy that loaned me the bass. Life without music wouldn't be life as we know it. P.S. I am on #7 of your SPY books.
SLM, I am so easily entertained by animals. Maybe that's why I have so many.
Agi T., You seem to be as driven by curiosity as much as I am. I'll bet you are good at trivia, too.
Being retired I could say:ReplyDelete
You poor bastard - having to spend the best years of your life working some dumb job; but I have been there and done that. - wolfed the sandwich -and you have my sympathy.
Retirement is great; but unfortunately you have to be bloody old to get here.
Thanks for the laughs.
They WERE fun, and I approve this message.ReplyDelete
Yeah, I'd rather date the girl in the back too, and she doesn't appeal to me in the slightest.ReplyDelete
What were those naked mates doing when their car got flooded?
Tricky makes a great point about Armstrong.
So many more comments I could make, but I'll spare you now.
Thanks for the sillies, Jono. xo
Awesome. Passing this on to a bass player.ReplyDelete
Nothing like a collection of awesome and hilarious pictures to bring everything together. I've not seen a lot of these, but I'm a fan. And that Bill Nye meme is great. I like the gangsta science talk ones like this one.ReplyDelete
Ol' Buzzard, Thanks for the sympathy! Yeah, I might be stubborn enough to live for quite a while yet.ReplyDelete
Pearl, you have no idea how much your approval means to me. Even if it's just your message.
Robyn, wondering what was REALLY going on in those pictures is half the entertainment for me. Please don't feel the need to spare me. I can take it!
Blog fodder, yeah that was a personal favorite.
ABFTS, Bill Nye has turned into one bad-ass geek, hasn't he? I am glad there is a lot of humor still in the world.
Was that SMART sign supposed to be an acronym. I am ashamed to be from Georgia.ReplyDelete
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the o'possum and raccoon that it can be done!
"Thou shalt not fuck up the groove."ReplyDelete
Love it! It's my new life motto, Otto (son)!
Love the memes. I've always loved the old people "Woke up!" one.
Have a great weekend, funny guy.
gulliblestravelsdma, Yes, it was. I traveled through Georgia once and it seemed nice after the seriously severe thunderstorm. I almost got out my old copy of Field Guide to Flattened Fauna.ReplyDelete
Dawn,It is a very worthy motto!